I have a tentacle fetish. Being a fan of Ursula and too much hentai in high school might be to blame. Seriously though. Who doesn’t like the idea of these malleable, textured, wriggly, wet limbs caressing and exploring? Ooof. So when I saw The Tentacle by Goblin Dildo Emporium, I just had to have it. Thanks to a Buy Me an Orgasm Patron, this toy was in my hands promptly.
The Goblin Dildo Emporium’s The Tentacle

All of their dildos are made in the USA with 100% Ultra Premium Platinum Silicone. Shipping is discreet (I had this one shipped to my in-laws house at the time because of some moving issues. That’s how discreet it was!) All their dildos come with a Lifetime Warranty!
Thanks to a sweet sub, I purchased the Small Tentacle:
- Total Length: 7.4″
- Insertable Length: 6.6″
- Circumference of Head: 3.1″
- Circumference of Shaft: 6.9″
- Diameter of Head: 0.9″
- Diameter of Shaft: 2.1″
- Firmness: Medium Shore 00-50 Rating

My Experience
I don’t need to tell you I love this toy so much and that I give it 10 out of 5 stars. The texture is perfect, the softness of the silicone squish is just my taste, and the color is adorable. Instead I will share my experience with this lovely toy.
My favorite way to use The Tentacle is to slather it with lube. The fun fantasy about tentacles is that they are squishy, wriggly, and wet/slimy so I like to have plenty of lube to initiate that sensory ideal. Then I like to tease with it. The Tentacle has all these grooves and sucker circles that feel great on my clit and labia. It’s just firm enough to handle a long grind but still squishy. Some times I like to just grind on it rather than insert and that’s enough to turn me into a wet, moaning mess. Other times I like to enjoy the thickness of the tentacle as it slithers inside of me. That is when the grooves really do their job. Working in and out, the grooves press against my g-spot as its girth widens and narrows. Its a fun ride.

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